Friday, April 18, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter P!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Punners

Gnomes can tell hundreds of puns and they never groan. Not once.

There's no place like Gnome
Gnome news is good news
Hanging with my Gnomies
Gnome more Mr Nice Guy
Gnome sweet Gnome
Gnome mans land
Bringing Gnome the bacon
To each his Gnome
Gnome, Gnome on the range
Make Gnome mistake Gnome man is an island

Had enough? 

There's always my favorite!

Go big or go GNOME!



Popular


(Hoppy 'almost' Bunny Day!)




Thursday, April 17, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter O!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Old-Fashioned

Gnomes can trace their extensive ancestry back to the 1800's.


This explains why I'm so tired all the time.



Wednesday, April 16, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter N!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't


Nature Whisperer

Gnomes can talk to any and all woodland creatures.

They can.

But, they don't always talk about what you might expect.



Want to know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Funny, right?
I hope you brought money to help pay for the pizza delivery tonight, Frog.
Eh,oh! Are you going to raise, stay or fold?
I'm all in!



Natural




Tuesday, April 15, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter M!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Mischievous

Gnomes that carry signs can often help you when you travel.

They just don't have to point you in the right direction.

Or in any direction.



Mean




Monday, April 14, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter L!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't





Lawless

Gnomes, especially Leisure Gnomes, can fish and hunt without even getting a license.



License? We don't need no stinkin' license!



Legit





Saturday, April 12, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter K!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Kismet


Gnomes can credit just about everything that happens in the universe to fate.

It was meant to be.
Predetermined.
Destined.
Foretold.


 We all saw this coming, right?


Karma



Friday, April 11, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter J!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't



Judgement

Gnomes can pretty much see everything that goes on in your house. But, they would never use this information against you.



I mean, who'd actually be interested in knowing all the weird stuff that you do in the privacy of your own home?




 

Justified.





Thursday, April 10, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter I!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 



Innocent

Gnomes, specifically Worker Gnomes, can carry around a shovel, or a pick axe, and no one even looks at them twice.

You try walking around with an axe and see what happens!

Personally, I already know that everyone looks at me twice.

Why wouldn't they?
 

You went with firewood? Really? I can get you a great deal on an axe.

Irreprehensible.