I am not just some theme for her Blogging from A to Z entries!
I'm a professional Weather Gnome.
I've had days of training!
I have degrees! Fahrenheit and Celsius!
I've had years of field work. In a big open field!
I am not to be treated like some everyday, no talent havin', bird poop acquiring, faded and poorly painted yard statuette.
My name is Stormy the Weather Gnome.
I am here rain or shine!
I am a beacon in the night!
I am rock-like molded resin-ish figurine ... in a sea of uncertainty!
I am garden art!
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Today's genre - Horror!
The Cabin in the Woods.
Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do NOT read the Latin!
If you haven't seen this movie...you should. It's not what you think. It's better.