Well, hold on, that's not true.
First, the weather people said: "Lots of snow coming! Look out!"
And then they said: "Don't panic. Less snow than we thought."
And then they said: "Wow, we suck at this job, really not gonna get much snow at all."
So, Stormy the Weather Gnome put out a message saying: Due to the lack of storm, Stormy the Weather Gnome will not be posing for photos this weekend. #GnomeAgeddon will take place to the south.
And then they said: "Ummm, maybe a little more is coming and you should be concerned, but only in certain areas."
So, this happened:
Followed by this:
But, what happens next is just unbelievable.
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It's been unusually quiet on the porch these past few days. Except for some intermittent Gnome swearing.
Then today ... this happened.
|StWG: Hey! Who are you supposed to be?|
StWG 2.0: I'm you. But...better. *tsk tsk* You've got to pull yourself together, man!
StWG: Ha ha. Very funny.
Yep. There is a new Gnome in town. We're infested! I might have to get an exterminator.
The Re-opening of The X-Files News
It's been a long time coming and it's finally here. The first 2 episodes of The X-Files have aired and they were great!
My small hang-up? What's with Scully's voice? She sounds like she's been smoking a-pack-a-day since 2002!
Besides that? I'm loving it! But, I won't share anything else about it until more people get to see it.
Thank you all. I appreciate your patience during my obsessive countdown.