Wednesday, March 27, 2013

I am not a theme!

How do I let her treat me this way? 

 I am not just some theme for her Blogging from A to Z entries! 

 I'm a professional Weather Gnome.

 I've had days of training! 

 I have degrees! Fahrenheit and Celsius!

 I've had years of field work. In a big open field!

 I am not to be treated like some everyday, no talent havin', bird poop acquiring, faded and poorly painted yard statuette.

 My name is Stormy the Weather Gnome.

I am here rain or shine!

I am a beacon in the night!

I am rock-like molded resin-ish figurine ... in a sea of uncertainty!


I am garden art!





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 Today's genre - Horror!
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The Cabin in the Woods.

Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do NOT read the Latin!
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If you haven't seen this movie...you should. It's not what you think. It's better.
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15 comments:

  1. Alex J. CavanaughMarch 27, 2013 at 8:21 AM

    I have degrees - hilarious!
    Stormy, if you don't want to do it, then I'm sure Sparks would be willing to take your place.

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  2. Jennie BennettMarch 27, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    Stormy is doing A-Z? Sweet!

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  3. M.J. FifieldMarch 27, 2013 at 8:56 AM

    Cabin In The Woods is one of the very few horror movies I've actually seen and would consider seeing again.

    And I love Stormy's A-Z posts!

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  4. mshatchMarch 27, 2013 at 10:22 AM

    Definitely looking forward to visiting :)

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  5. DL HammonsMarch 27, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    You'll be taking over the A-Z by STORMY!! :)

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  6. AnonymousMarch 27, 2013 at 4:16 PM

    Looking forward to seeing what kind of A-Z blog posts you and Stormy will come up with. Will your firefighter gnome be participating in the A-Z at all?

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  7. Heather M. GardnerMarch 27, 2013 at 7:35 PM

    Alex - Them sounds like fightin' words, sir!

    J.A. - Yeah. He's pretty famous.

    M.J. - I agree. And I know just why you watched it. :) Thank you!

    mshatch - Looking forward to those visits!

    DL - HA! I like it! I might steal it too!

    Susanne - Sparks just may be making an appearance here and there!

    :)

    Thanks everyone!
    HMG

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  8. klahanieMarch 27, 2013 at 9:20 PM

    Hey Stormy,

    Totally understand and to some degree, I'm not a theme either. Heck no and my wee folks in my magical garden just adore you.

    Oh and well done on being the centrefold of "Better Gnomes and Garden"!

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

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  9. AndreaMarch 27, 2013 at 9:57 PM

    Handsome Stormy, you are also very handsome!

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  10. L. Diane WolfeMarch 28, 2013 at 7:34 AM

    Stormy, but we loved your A to Z posts last year.

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  11. Heather M. GardnerMarch 28, 2013 at 8:54 AM

    Penny - Thanks for your comments! I will pass them on to Stormy. He's sulking.

    Andrea - He's gonna love that. :)

    L. Diane - He's a diva, not to worry.

    Thanks everyone!
    HMG

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  12. Rob Z ToborMarch 28, 2013 at 11:14 AM

    Good luck Stormy. I will be following your progress.

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  13. nutschellMarch 28, 2013 at 2:38 PM

    funny! this reminds me of the travelocity gnome. :)
    Nutschell
    www.thewritingnut.com

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  14. PK HREZOMarch 28, 2013 at 3:38 PM

    I've been wanting to see that one!! Looks so spooky.
    And poor Stormy...looks like he's in a bit of a rut there. lol

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  15. Rosalind AdamMarch 29, 2013 at 11:58 AM

    I'm intrigued. So a garden gnome will be writing your A to Z for you? Fascinating.
    Rosalind Adam is Writing in the Rain

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