Stormy the Weather Gnome: What the...? Who's this guy?
Gnameless Gnome: Hello. I'm new here. I've been inside since the end of September. I'm a birthday gnome.
StWG: Now we have too many players for our Quidditch team.
StWG: Well, even though you're a gnome, you can't stay out here with us.
Gnameless Gnome: Why not? I want to hang with my gnomies.
StWG: No can do. You have to go back inside.
You're too ... soft.
Gnameless Gnome: Back inside? But, who will be my friend?
Hamish: Stick with me, little fuzzy felt guy, I'm kind of a big deal around here.
Feel free to suggest names for the new guy!