"I'm just so glad to be back in one piece."
"And, back on my own porch!"
"It'll be a long time before I need another adventure."
"Besides, it's almost time to pull out the grill, set up the front porch, and light the fire pit. I don't want to miss that."
"The worst is behind me and the best is yet to come."
"Oh, hey. I'm kind of in the middle of a soliloquy here. Do you mind?"