"What should I do? Do I believe Holy Creepy Spider's story and try to find this 'Guy on the Stump'?"
"Excuse me? Did you just mention the 'Guy on the Stump'?"
"Maybe. Who are you? Where did you come from?"
"My name is Hamish the Hairy of the Cattle Clan MacShortRib and I'm from across the pond."
"Ummm, you're on my feet."
"Well, you're not using them."
"Cheap shot. So, you've heard of this 'Guy on the Stump'? He exists?"
"Does he exist? Of course he exists! Now, finding him. That's a whole other story."
"I might just be desperate enough to listen to a furry cow."
"It's Hairy, not furry, but sure, you go ahead and try to find him on your own."
"Wait! Please! I could really use your help."
"Okay. I'll help you. But, you're going to owe me, Gnome."
"Ummm, you're on my feet again."
Will Hamish show Stormy the way to the stump or just continue to use his feet?