"ACETAMINOPHEN! I'm so angry! I've tried everything. Glue. Tape. Camel spit. (Don't ask) Nothing will hold me together!"
"I can't help but remember when I was fresh and youthful, first day at my new home. Look at me! I'm gorgeous!"
"But now, I'm this broken-down, faded version of my former awesomeness. Something must be done!"
Will Stormy find the will to survive?