Why do we reward Good and punish Evil?
What if I was really good at being Evil?
What if Evil was the way to go all along?
Evil is universal.
Evil doesn't discriminate.
Evil is color blind.
Evil goes with everything.
Evil is equal opportunity.
Evil is fun.
Evil is always in fashion.
Evil believes in science and religion.
Evil has no artificial flavors or colors.
Evil has it's own laugh.
Evil is on the Dark Side and they have cookies!
How does one become Evil?
If you are the studious type there's a step-by-step guide.
Otherwise, just do the opposite of everything you do now.
Hey kids, try this at home. I'm what you call an 'Evil Expert'.
*Evil Disclaimer: For My Entertainment Purposes Only.*