#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Z!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

ZIG

I think, by now, that we've all learned that Gnomes can do just about anything there is to do in this world and that you can't.

It's important for humans to know their limitations and for Gnomes to know that they don't have any.

So, since I already know that you enjoyed our 26 posts I will just say, Ich kann nicht so gut deutsch, which means 'I can't speak German well', and wish you all a good day as I race for the nearest exit.

ZAG 

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You guys are the best blog visitors that anyone could ever ask for. Thank you so much for sticking with Stormy and I all month long. I really appreciate all the great comments and support!

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Did you finish?
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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Y!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Yarn

Gnomes can Spin a Yarn like no other!
Their stories are legendary, actually MADE of legend, and usually about some legend doing something legendary all at the same time!

It's LEGENDARY!!!






But, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Yikes

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter X!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

eXtra

 Although gnomes can go anywhere and are welcome they're not always so welcoming of other gnomes. Or change.

"Stormy, this is my new friend, Fredricks Burg. He followed me home. Can we keep him?"

"Sparks, I never agreed to keep you. Why would you think I'd want another gnome hanging around, all devoted and bowing down to me? This one's got a hammer!"

"Please, please? I'll take care of him!"

"Sure, Sparks. That's just what I need. An extra mouth to feed. Why don't you go show him where the little gnomes room is and keep him out of my beard."

 

eXcess

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter W!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Welcome

 Gnomes can go anywhere and they're always welcome.



I got the 'pack your things' part, now, what do you mean when you say 'and go'?

Whatever

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter V!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Vacillate

Gnomes can never make timely, important decisions. They hem, they haw.

They dither. They waffle.

They've even been known to fluctuate.

I said, pardon me. Sheesh. It's a natural bodily function, you know.

Sorry. It does seem to be lingering a bit. You may want to take your bird out for a little fresh air.

Whew!

That's got staying power!

Vexed

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter U!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Unmusical

 Gnomes, usually cultural gnomes, can carry musical instruments without ever knowing how to play them.

I learned to play drums from one of the best in the business. 

Unnatural

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter T!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Tuckered Out

Gnomes can fall asleep absolutely anywhere. They can fall asleep at anytime.
They can fall asleep in anyplace.

Anyway...

Sometimes we even get to nap with anywho!

 
 Typical

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter S!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Seasonal

Gnomes can survive outdoors, 24 hours a day / 7 days a week / 365 days a year.

Believe me when I tell you that they can, but they don't want to.



Personally, I prefer the indoors to the outdoors. Especially the couch.

Satisfied

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter R!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Roaming

Gnomes can travel anywhere in the world and no one thinks its strange.

Ever see a traveling Yard Flamingo?

Ridiculous

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Q!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Quiz

 Why don't you see more Gnomes in the world?
 

They're easily overlooked.



I had that coming.

Quip

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter P!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Punners

Gnomes can tell hundreds of puns and they never groan. Not once.

There's no place like Gnome

Gnome news is good news

Hanging with my Gnomies

Gnome more Mr Nice Guy

Gnome sweet Gnome

Gnome mans land

Bringing Gnome the bacon

To each his Gnome

Gnome, Gnome on the range

Make Gnome mistake Gnome man is an island

Had enough? 

There's always my favorite!

Go big or go GNOME!

Popular

(Hoppy 'almost' Bunny Day!)

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter O!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Old-Fashioned

Gnomes can trace their extensive ancestry back to the 1800's.


This explains why I'm so tired all the time.

 Over the hill.
 

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter N!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Nature Whisperer

Gnomes can talk to any and all woodland creatures.

They can.

But, they don't always talk about what you might expect.

Want to know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Funny, right?

I hope you brought money to help pay for the pizza delivery tonight, Frog.

Eh,oh! Are you going to raise, stay or fold?

I'm all in!

Natural

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter M!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't 

Mischievous

Gnomes that carry signs can often help you when you travel.

They just don't have to point you in the right direction.

Or in any direction.

Mean

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter L!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't

Lawless

Gnomes, especially Leisure Gnomes, can fish and hunt without even getting a license.

License? We don't need no stinkin' license!

Legit

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#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter K!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do

But You Can't 

Kismet

Gnomes can credit just about everything that happens in the universe to fate.

It was meant to be.

Predetermined.

Destined.

Foretold.

 We all saw this coming, right?

Karma

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