Wednesday, April 30, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Z!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't



ZIG

I think, by now, that we've all learned that Gnomes can do just about anything there is to do in this world and that you can't.

It's important for humans to know their limitations and for Gnomes to know that they don't have any.

So, since I already know that you enjoyed our 26 posts I will just say, Ich kann nicht so gut deutsch, which means 'I can't speak German well', and wish you all a good day as I race for the nearest exit.




ZAG 


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You guys are the best blog visitors that anyone could ever ask for. Thank you so much for sticking with Stormy and I all month long. I really appreciate all the great comments and support!

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Did you finish?
Did you get to Z?
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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Y!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Yarn

Gnomes can Spin a Yarn like no other!
Their stories are legendary, actually MADE of legend, and usually about some legend doing something legendary all at the same time!

It's LEGENDARY!!!






But, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.










Yikes








Monday, April 28, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter X!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




eXtra

 Although gnomes can go anywhere and are welcome they're not always so welcoming of other gnomes. Or change.



"Stormy, this is my new friend, Fredricks Burg. He followed me home. Can we keep him?"

"Sparks, I never agreed to keep you. Why would you think I'd want another gnome hanging around, all devoted and bowing down to me? This one's got a hammer!"

"Please, please? I'll take care of him!"

"Sure, Sparks. That's just what I need. An extra mouth to feed. Why don't you go show him where the little gnomes room is and keep him out of my beard."


 

eXcess






Saturday, April 26, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter W!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Welcome

 Gnomes can go anywhere and they're always welcome.



I got the 'pack your things' part, now, what do you mean when you say 'and go'?




Whatever





Friday, April 25, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter V!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't



Vacillate

Gnomes can never make timely, important decisions. They hem, they haw.
They dither. They waffle.
They've even been known to fluctuate.





I said, pardon me. Sheesh. It's a natural bodily function, you know.
Sorry. It does seem to be lingering a bit. You may want to take your bird out for a little fresh air.
Whew!
That's got staying power!


Vexed





Thursday, April 24, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter U!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Unmusical

 Gnomes, usually cultural gnomes, can carry musical instruments without ever knowing how to play them.





I learned to play drums from one of the best in the business. 



Unnatural




Wednesday, April 23, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter T!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Tuckered Out

Gnomes can fall asleep absolutely anywhere. They can fall asleep at anytime.
They can fall asleep in anyplace.

Anyway...

Sometimes we even get to nap with anywho!


 
 Typical




Tuesday, April 22, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter S!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Seasonal

Gnomes can survive outdoors, 24 hours a day / 7 days a week / 365 days a year.

Believe me when I tell you that they can, but they don't want to.



Personally, I prefer the indoors to the outdoors. Especially the couch.




Satisfied



Monday, April 21, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter R!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Roaming


Gnomes can travel anywhere in the world and no one thinks its strange.

Ever see a traveling Yard Flamingo?



Ridiculous





Saturday, April 19, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter Q!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Quiz

 Why don't you see more Gnomes in the world?
 


They're easily overlooked.



I had that coming.




Quip





Friday, April 18, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter P!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Punners

Gnomes can tell hundreds of puns and they never groan. Not once.

There's no place like Gnome
Gnome news is good news
Hanging with my Gnomies
Gnome more Mr Nice Guy
Gnome sweet Gnome
Gnome mans land
Bringing Gnome the bacon
To each his Gnome
Gnome, Gnome on the range
Make Gnome mistake Gnome man is an island

Had enough? 

There's always my favorite!

Go big or go GNOME!



Popular


(Hoppy 'almost' Bunny Day!)




Thursday, April 17, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter O!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't




Old-Fashioned

Gnomes can trace their extensive ancestry back to the 1800's.


This explains why I'm so tired all the time.



Wednesday, April 16, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter N!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't


Nature Whisperer

Gnomes can talk to any and all woodland creatures.

They can.

But, they don't always talk about what you might expect.



Want to know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Funny, right?
I hope you brought money to help pay for the pizza delivery tonight, Frog.
Eh,oh! Are you going to raise, stay or fold?
I'm all in!



Natural




Tuesday, April 15, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter M!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Mischievous

Gnomes that carry signs can often help you when you travel.

They just don't have to point you in the right direction.

Or in any direction.



Mean




Monday, April 14, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter L!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't





Lawless

Gnomes, especially Leisure Gnomes, can fish and hunt without even getting a license.



License? We don't need no stinkin' license!



Legit





Saturday, April 12, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter K!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 




Kismet


Gnomes can credit just about everything that happens in the universe to fate.

It was meant to be.
Predetermined.
Destined.
Foretold.


 We all saw this coming, right?


Karma