Stormy the Weather Gnome
26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't
Gnomes can never make timely, important decisions. They hem, they haw.
They dither. They waffle.
They've even been known to fluctuate.
I said, pardon me. Sheesh. It's a natural bodily function, you know.
Sorry. It does seem to be lingering a bit. You may want to take your bird out for a little fresh air.
That's got staying power!