Thursday, April 10, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter I!

Stormy the Weather Gnome

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 


Gnomes, specifically Worker Gnomes, can carry around a shovel, or a pick axe, and no one even looks at them twice.

You try walking around with an axe and see what happens!

Personally, I already know that everyone looks at me twice.

Why wouldn't they?

You went with firewood? Really? I can get you a great deal on an axe.



  1. Gnomes could be axe-wielding maniacs and we'd never see it coming...

  2. I'm on to those Gnomes...especially that shifty Travelocity one! :)

  3. Now I feel like watching Gnomeo and Juliet!!!! There were some shady gnomes there, who may not have been completely innocent.

  4. That is so true. I get the strangest looks from my neighbors whenever I take my double bladed battle axe for a stroll around the neighborhood...

    Apparently I need to get a gnome to carry it around for me.

  5. Sorry, but I'm picturing the 7 dwarves today, dancing and singing, as they whistle while they work.

    M. J. Joachim

    A to Z Challenge Co-Host
    Writing Tips
    Effectively Human
    Lots of Crochet Stitches

  6. I have never seen a gnome with a chainsaw . . . . Yet

  7. *LOL* Ah, Stormy. I'm assuming you're just looking out for your fellow gnomes. ;)

  8. Your theme totally cracks me up! I just saw a Mickey Mouse gnome at Disneyland this week. Nope - can't even trust one that looks like Mickey.

  9. Alex – It’s so true. It would all be over before we knew what was going on!

    Tony – Fraid not! Thanks for coming!

    Mark – He he he. Shhhh! don’t tell!

    Andrea – Shady and shifty! They are worrisome!

    M.J. – Now it all makes sense! What a great solution!

    M. J. – They’re working all right! Thanks for coming!

    Rob – Yet! I think a whole new line is in order!


  10. Christine - Assume away! He'll never tell! : )

    Leslie - That would be an awesome picture! Did you take one?
    Thanks for coming by!


  11. So that's what happened to my pot plants. I blamed the dogs but it was a rampaging, axe-wielding gnome!

  12. Yeah, when you take an ax into some place like a store, people tend to freak out. Lucky gnomes.

    ~Patricia Lynne~
    Story Dam
    Patricia Lynne, YA Author

  13. Love the Gnome theme, very interesting and fun. :)

  14. Love the Gnome theme, very interesting and fun. :)

  15. I'm going to keep a much sharper eye on my gomes. One pick axe and they're toast.


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