Today's weather: Clear. High of 60 degrees.
Then the flight attendant says, Please be careful opening the overhead bins because "shift happens."
Oh, hi there! I was just telling my Conehead friends here a funny story from my last trip.
Today we're talkin' SAFETY!
Here are some basic safety rules that one should never forget!
Always wear your seat belt.
Never balance on a propane tank.
Always tie yourself down in a hurricane.
|Actual day of hurricane in NY.|
Never play near water by yourself.
Always use proper protective gear during any hazardous situations.
There, now, where's my safety helmet?
(Dedicated to all the safety guys in my life. There are, literally, too many to name. HMG)