Thursday, April 5, 2012

Stormy the Entertainer!

Today's weather: Clear. High of 57 degrees. Elevated risk of brush fires.

How are you folks doing tonight?

So, I'm a Garden Gnome. This is where I usually hang out. You know what they say, there's no place like Gnome!


I went to the doctor the other day. I said Doc, I keep seeing these pink spots in front of my eyes. He asked if I'd seen an optician? I said, no, just the pink spots!

Do you like impressions? Here's a great one!
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

It's Indiana Gnomes!

Someone asked me why Gnomes laugh when they run? I said you'd laugh too when the grass tickles your butt!

Here's a little Gnome fact...did you know that Gnomes are nocturnal? Gnome pun intended but we clearly go where Gnome lawn ornament has gone before.

Why did the bunny build himself a new house? He was fed up with the hole thing!
Two Gnomes walk into a bar and the bartender says, Do I Gnome you?

Well, you've been a great audience. Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all month!



25 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness! Groan, groan, groan! Actually, I laughed at all of them. He is so CUTE!

    See you soon Stormy!
    K.

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  2. There should have been a turtle joke in that last pic. Every day has been fantastic. This was such a clever idea. More of your humor should be in your books.
    Keep up this evidently enjoyable entertainment.

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  3. Gnome humor! That's a new one. I gave my niece a small traveling gnome last year. Now, I love to see where that gnome visits and what situations he gets himself into.

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  4. Aww, Stormy is cute and very entertaining.

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  5. So that's why gnomes giggle when they run--awesome.

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  6. Yes, yes yes, I'll tip the waitress. Looking forward to seeing what else you've come up with, Stormy...

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  7. Heather, can count on you for a smile and I love that!
    Karen

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  8. Wonderful stand-up to start off the day. I think the gnome should have his own sitcom, too!

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  9. I didn't know gnomes were so funny!

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  10. Indiana Gnome! Everyone in my office wants to know why I'm laughing now.

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  11. K. – Perhaps Stormy would like a margarita!

    Anna – Thank you!

    Suz – I added a rabbit joke for you.

    Stacy – Thanks. They do get into trouble quite a bit!

    Mama J – Thank you! He thinks so too.

    Tamara – Who knew, right?

    M.J. – I have a ways to go!

    Karen – I appreciate that.

    Susan – Ha! That would be great!

    Clarissa – A hoot and a holler!

    Donna - :)

    Alex – Ha! Love that!

    Thanks for coming by everyone!

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  12. Stormy's Adventures would make a cute book.

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  13. Groan! Enjoy the holiday weekend :)

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  14. Gossip_Grl - He would love that!

    Jemi - Ha! Thank you. You too!

    Tara - Thank you, Tara!

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  15. Indiana Gnomes, that's funny! I like how you remembered the Harrison Ford hat.

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  16. I love Indiana Gnomes! Stormy certainly is getting around. :)

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  17. Cynthia - Thank you! Luckily I have lots of small things for him to try on!

    Melissa - He really is! Thank you.


    Heather

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  18. We love your theme for the challenge. Hilarious :D

    Lisa and Rob
    http://livethemoment09.blogspot.com

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  19. Great gnome entertainment. I'll come back.

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  20. *ba-doom-doom*

    (that's supposed to be a cymbals sound)

    Thanks for the chuckle. :)

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  21. Ciara - Thank you! He loves you too!

    Rob and Lisa - Thanks! We appreciate that and welcome!

    Bob - We'll be glad to have you! Thanks.

    Liz - *rimshot! Thank you! :)

    Thanks everyone!

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