Today's weather: Clear. High of 57 degrees. Elevated risk of brush fires.
How are you folks doing tonight?
So, I'm a Garden Gnome. This is where I usually hang out. You know what they say, there's no place like Gnome!
I went to the doctor the other day. I said Doc, I keep seeing these pink spots in front of my eyes. He asked if I'd seen an optician? I said, no, just the pink spots!
Do you like impressions? Here's a great one!
|Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?|
It's Indiana Gnomes!
Someone asked me why Gnomes laugh when they run? I said you'd laugh too when the grass tickles your butt!
Here's a little Gnome fact...did you know that Gnomes are nocturnal? Gnome pun intended but we clearly go where Gnome lawn ornament has gone before.
Why did the bunny build himself a new house? He was fed up with the hole thing!
Well, you've been a great audience. Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all month!