Today's weather: Clear. High of 57 degrees. Elevated risk of brush fires.
How are you folks doing tonight?
So, I'm a Garden Gnome. This is where I usually hang out. You know what they say, there's no place like Gnome!
I went to the doctor the other day. I said Doc, I keep seeing these pink spots in front of my eyes. He asked if I'd seen an optician? I said, no, just the pink spots!
Do you like impressions? Here's a great one!
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| Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes? |
It's Indiana Gnomes!
Someone asked me why Gnomes laugh when they run? I said you'd laugh too when the grass tickles your butt!
Here's a little Gnome fact...did you know that Gnomes are nocturnal? Gnome pun intended but we clearly go where Gnome lawn ornament has gone before.
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Why did the bunny build himself a new house? He was fed up with the hole thing!
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Well, you've been a great audience. Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all month!
Oh my goodness! Groan, groan, groan! Actually, I laughed at all of them. He is so CUTE!
ReplyDeleteSee you soon Stormy!
K.
That was gnome funny :)
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There should have been a turtle joke in that last pic. Every day has been fantastic. This was such a clever idea. More of your humor should be in your books.
ReplyDeleteKeep up this evidently enjoyable entertainment.
Gnome humor! That's a new one. I gave my niece a small traveling gnome last year. Now, I love to see where that gnome visits and what situations he gets himself into.
ReplyDeleteAww, Stormy is cute and very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why gnomes giggle when they run--awesome.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes yes, I'll tip the waitress. Looking forward to seeing what else you've come up with, Stormy...
ReplyDeleteWonderful stand-up to start off the day. I think the gnome should have his own sitcom, too!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know gnomes were so funny!
ReplyDelete*gigglesnort*
ReplyDeleteIndiana Gnome! Everyone in my office wants to know why I'm laughing now.
ReplyDeleteK. – Perhaps Stormy would like a margarita!
ReplyDeleteAnna – Thank you!
Suz – I added a rabbit joke for you.
Stacy – Thanks. They do get into trouble quite a bit!
Mama J – Thank you! He thinks so too.
Tamara – Who knew, right?
M.J. – I have a ways to go!
Karen – I appreciate that.
Susan – Ha! That would be great!
Clarissa – A hoot and a holler!
Donna - :)
Alex – Ha! Love that!
Thanks for coming by everyone!
Stormy's Adventures would make a cute book.
ReplyDeleteGroan! Enjoy the holiday weekend :)
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ReplyDeletesoooo funny!
Gossip_Grl - He would love that!
ReplyDeleteJemi - Ha! Thank you. You too!
Tara - Thank you, Tara!
Indiana Gnomes, that's funny! I like how you remembered the Harrison Ford hat.
ReplyDeleteI love Indiana Gnomes! Stormy certainly is getting around. :)
ReplyDeleteCynthia - Thank you! Luckily I have lots of small things for him to try on!
ReplyDeleteMelissa - He really is! Thank you.
Heather
I LOVE Indiana Gnome.
ReplyDeleteWe love your theme for the challenge. Hilarious :D
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Great gnome entertainment. I'll come back.
ReplyDelete*ba-doom-doom*
ReplyDelete(that's supposed to be a cymbals sound)
Thanks for the chuckle. :)
Ciara - Thank you! He loves you too!
ReplyDeleteRob and Lisa - Thanks! We appreciate that and welcome!
Bob - We'll be glad to have you! Thanks.
Liz - *rimshot! Thank you! :)
Thanks everyone!