Today's weather: Clear but cool. High of 54 degrees.
It was a dark and Stormy night.
I fell. In the fall. From a height.
I apologize if I'm being crass.
But we had to Gorilla Glue my ... feet.
I'm stronger...
More weather resistant...
And now there's foam in all my nooks and crannies!
Let's hope it keeps me in one piece for at least the remainder of April!
Blogging from A to Z!
This really made me smile. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteLMAO too cute!
ReplyDeleteGarden Gnome grandizing with glue. Now what are you going to post for G? ;) Go Gnomes!
ReplyDeleteGood job you glued his feet and not his erm....! :)
ReplyDeleteUniversal Gibberish
LOL garden gnomes are so mischievious. :)
ReplyDeleteI so love that 'lil guy. :)
ReplyDeleteThis garden gnome reminds me of a Phineas and Ferb episode where Doofenschmirtz recounts his boyhood where his father made him stand in for their precious garden gnome. (I have two young sons, so what can I say?)
ReplyDeleteLOL - room for all my nooks and crannies! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteWhat's not to love about bondage...ahh, I mean bonding.
ReplyDeleteHaha, this is hilarious. Very Amelie-esque. Have you ever read Chuck Sambuchino's How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack? I think you might find it interesting...
ReplyDeleteHappy A0Z Blogging!
so silly!
ReplyDeleteAt least he's not like Humpty Dumpty and you were able to put him back together again.
ReplyDeleteLove the umbrella.
Thanks for the laugh. So glad the gorilla glue was on hand!
ReplyDeleteI like it, it made me smile :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm glad he's repaired! He looks like a good guardian.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted a traveling gnome. I love the pictures and the story that goes with it. Looks like the gnome has bonded with the bonding agent beautifully. great A-Z post!
ReplyDeleteNutschell
www.thewritingnut.com
No more swan dives, Stormy!
ReplyDeleteawesome!! love the pics and posts! fun fun in or out of the sun!
ReplyDeleteHow fun it must've been to put a gmome in a photo shoot!
ReplyDeleteCute - it brought a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteJessica
A to Z Blogger & SF/Fantasy Writer
Visions of Other Worlds
Taking the pictures had to be fun.
ReplyDeleteSA – You’re welcome. Thanks for stopping in!
ReplyDeleteK.D. – Ha! I’m glad!
Tamara – Not to worry. Stormy is all set for G!
Anna – Self bleeping! Not bad!
Gossip_Grl – He is pretty sneaky.
Liz – Thank you! He appreciates that!
Susan – Yes! Yes! My son and I love that.
Tyrean – I know. Twisted.
farawayeyes – Ha! Nice segue!
S.L. – I will have to check that story out!
vic – Thank you! That’s what I was going for!
Donna – We were lucky this time.
M.J. – You’re welcome! The foam was a surprise to me!
Amanda – I’m glad!
Hart – More like comedy relief but that’s okay too!
nutschell – Thank you. He is a lot of fun!
Alex – You know it! Crazy gnome!
Journaling Woman – Thanks!
Karen – I aim to please!
Tara – Thank you! I hoped you’d like it!
Cynthia – He can be pretty-Diva-ish!
Jessica – I like to hear that!
Tonja – I am having a great time! No gnome stress here.
Thanks so much everyone! I’m glad y’all came!
Yikes! I hope he makes it through April too :)
ReplyDeleteLove this! I'm an Amazing Race fan so this made me smile. :)
ReplyDeleteJemi - Me too!
ReplyDeleteMJ - Thank you!
Ciara - I wish I could travel like them for my photos!
ReplyDeleteHiya Heather. Pleased to meet you in the blogging from a-z fest. I love the gnomb theme. Did I spell that right?
ReplyDeleteHave a great week! :)
MTeacress - Nice to meet you too! Close with the spelling. He is technically a Gnome. Thanks for stopping in!
ReplyDeleteHeather
Hi, Heather...didn't get around to seeing you yesterday, but am trying to get to as many of the bloggers as I can. Nice to meet you, love the gnome. I have several of the Clark Gnomes.
ReplyDeleteBye for now.
Ruby
Grammy - Stormy is my only gnome. He's adopted but we treat him like our very own.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping in!
HMG
Poor Stormy.
ReplyDeletePamela Jo