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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Stormy Quits.

Today's weather: Partly cloudy. High of 73 degrees. The tree pollen levels are still very high. Imagine that.
  

I quit racing fast cars.

I quit eating plastic eggs.

I quit drinking.

I quit swimming with sharks.

I quit shoveling ... snow.

I quit conforming.








Thanks for playing along yesterday. You guys had some great guesses.

In the logic puzzle, the answer is that the man was too short to reach the 10th floor button in the elevator.

In the brain puzzle, the answer is that there was not one letter 'e' in the whole paragraph.



20 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Well, we are glad Stormy is a nonconformist!

Suz said...

Stormy, you were Quick to come up with Q Quips. I thought you might be in a Quandary. Quality job as always.

Chris Schadt said...

Oh Stormy... nobody likes a quitter!

Anonymous said...

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."

:-)

K.

Tonja said...

Oh, I was hoping he would be quilting.

Renee Silvana said...

Haha, fantastic!

M.J. Fifield said...

I've also quit drinking and conforming. And shoveling snow. At least until next winter.

Jaycee DeLorenzo said...

LOL. Too funny! Go on, Stormy, with your unique self!

Tamara Narayan said...

I got a brand new shovel for Valentine's Day and never got to use it. Just don't quit being silly, Stormy.

Gossip_Grl said...

Hilarious post I was sad to hear that Stormy is giving up on the Jaeger shots tho.

L.G.Smith said...

I support nonconformist gnomes!

Heather M. Gardner said...

Alex – No Borg problems here!

Suz – Q has to be the hardest letter I’ve done so far!

Chris – He quit being liked too!

K. – That’s what I was thinking!

Tonja – Ha! That would be funny!

Renee – HI! Thank you!

M.J. – I miss drinking. *sigh

Jaycee – Ha! Thank you!

Tamara – I enjoyed the no snow winter but we are paying for it now. No water.

Gossip_Grl – Whoo. He’s a mean gnome drunk!

HMG

Heather M. Gardner said...

L.G. - I may have to add that to my 'about me' section!

Thanks for coming!
Heather

Rob Z Tobor said...

Quirky

Clarissa Draper said...

So, Stormy, if you quit doing all that, what are you doing?

Heather M. Gardner said...

Rob - I almost used that word today.

Clarissa - Good question!

HMG

Tara Tyler said...

stormy for president! we need an original thinker in the white house willing to put aside bad habits!

Carol Kilgore said...

I think Stormy is in a snit.

Kern Windwraith said...

I think Stormy was wise to quit eating the plastic eggs and even wiser to quit shovelling snow. His digestion and his back will thank him. :)

Loved the post and Stormy.

Heather M. Gardner said...

Tara - Hmmm. Has potential!

Carol - Slightly. I think you're right!

Kern - Welcome. It's okay for him to eat plastic usually, he's made of resin!

Heather