Thursday, April 19, 2012

Stormy Quits.

Today's weather: Partly cloudy. High of 73 degrees. The tree pollen levels are still very high. Imagine that.
  

I quit racing fast cars.

I quit eating plastic eggs.

I quit drinking.

I quit swimming with sharks.

I quit shoveling ... snow.

I quit conforming.








Thanks for playing along yesterday. You guys had some great guesses.

In the logic puzzle, the answer is that the man was too short to reach the 10th floor button in the elevator.

In the brain puzzle, the answer is that there was not one letter 'e' in the whole paragraph.



20 comments:

  1. Well, we are glad Stormy is a nonconformist!

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  2. Stormy, you were Quick to come up with Q Quips. I thought you might be in a Quandary. Quality job as always.

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  3. Oh Stormy... nobody likes a quitter!

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  4. "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue."

    :-)

    K.

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  5. Oh, I was hoping he would be quilting.

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  6. I've also quit drinking and conforming. And shoveling snow. At least until next winter.

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  7. LOL. Too funny! Go on, Stormy, with your unique self!

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  8. I got a brand new shovel for Valentine's Day and never got to use it. Just don't quit being silly, Stormy.

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  9. Hilarious post I was sad to hear that Stormy is giving up on the Jaeger shots tho.

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  10. I support nonconformist gnomes!

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  11. Alex – No Borg problems here!

    Suz – Q has to be the hardest letter I’ve done so far!

    Chris – He quit being liked too!

    K. – That’s what I was thinking!

    Tonja – Ha! That would be funny!

    Renee – HI! Thank you!

    M.J. – I miss drinking. *sigh

    Jaycee – Ha! Thank you!

    Tamara – I enjoyed the no snow winter but we are paying for it now. No water.

    Gossip_Grl – Whoo. He’s a mean gnome drunk!

    HMG

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  12. L.G. - I may have to add that to my 'about me' section!

    Thanks for coming!
    Heather

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  13. So, Stormy, if you quit doing all that, what are you doing?

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  14. Rob - I almost used that word today.

    Clarissa - Good question!

    HMG

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  15. stormy for president! we need an original thinker in the white house willing to put aside bad habits!

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  16. I think Stormy was wise to quit eating the plastic eggs and even wiser to quit shovelling snow. His digestion and his back will thank him. :)

    Loved the post and Stormy.

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  17. Tara - Hmmm. Has potential!

    Carol - Slightly. I think you're right!

    Kern - Welcome. It's okay for him to eat plastic usually, he's made of resin!

    Heather

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