Thursday, April 10, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter I!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't 



Innocent

Gnomes, specifically Worker Gnomes, can carry around a shovel, or a pick axe, and no one even looks at them twice.

You try walking around with an axe and see what happens!

Personally, I already know that everyone looks at me twice.

Why wouldn't they?
 

You went with firewood? Really? I can get you a great deal on an axe.

Irreprehensible.




Rambled by at

16 comments:

  1. Alex J. CavanaughApril 10, 2014 at 7:07 AM

    Gnomes could be axe-wielding maniacs and we'd never see it coming...

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  2. Tony LaplumeApril 10, 2014 at 10:52 AM

    Gnomes aren't innocent???

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  3. Mark MeansApril 10, 2014 at 12:13 PM

    I'm on to those Gnomes...especially that shifty Travelocity one! :)

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  4. AndreaApril 10, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    Now I feel like watching Gnomeo and Juliet!!!! There were some shady gnomes there, who may not have been completely innocent.

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  5. M.J. FifieldApril 10, 2014 at 2:07 PM

    That is so true. I get the strangest looks from my neighbors whenever I take my double bladed battle axe for a stroll around the neighborhood...

    Apparently I need to get a gnome to carry it around for me.

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  6. AnonymousApril 10, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    Sorry, but I'm picturing the 7 dwarves today, dancing and singing, as they whistle while they work.

    M. J. Joachim

    A to Z Challenge Co-Host
    Writing Tips
    Effectively Human
    Lots of Crochet Stitches




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  7. Rob Z ToborApril 10, 2014 at 6:15 PM

    I have never seen a gnome with a chainsaw . . . . Yet

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  8. Christine RainsApril 10, 2014 at 7:23 PM

    *LOL* Ah, Stormy. I'm assuming you're just looking out for your fellow gnomes. ;)

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  9. Leslie S. RoseApril 10, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    Your theme totally cracks me up! I just saw a Mickey Mouse gnome at Disneyland this week. Nope - can't even trust one that looks like Mickey.

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  10. Heather M. GardnerApril 10, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    Alex – It’s so true. It would all be over before we knew what was going on!

    Tony – Fraid not! Thanks for coming!

    Mark – He he he. Shhhh! don’t tell!

    Andrea – Shady and shifty! They are worrisome!

    M.J. – Now it all makes sense! What a great solution!

    M. J. – They’re working all right! Thanks for coming!

    Rob – Yet! I think a whole new line is in order!

    Heather

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  11. Heather M. GardnerApril 10, 2014 at 7:37 PM

    Christine - Assume away! He'll never tell! : )

    Leslie - That would be an awesome picture! Did you take one?
    Thanks for coming by!

    Heather

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  12. Erica GoreApril 10, 2014 at 8:04 PM

    So that's what happened to my pot plants. I blamed the dogs but it was a rampaging, axe-wielding gnome!

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  13. AnonymousApril 10, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    Yeah, when you take an ax into some place like a store, people tend to freak out. Lucky gnomes.

    ~Patricia Lynne~
    Story Dam
    Patricia Lynne, YA Author

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  14. AnonymousApril 11, 2014 at 5:37 AM

    Love the Gnome theme, very interesting and fun. :)

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  15. AnonymousApril 11, 2014 at 5:37 AM

    Love the Gnome theme, very interesting and fun. :)

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  16. cleemckenzieApril 11, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    I'm going to keep a much sharper eye on my gomes. One pick axe and they're toast.

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