Wednesday, April 16, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter N!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't


Nature Whisperer

Gnomes can talk to any and all woodland creatures.

They can.

But, they don't always talk about what you might expect.



Want to know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Funny, right?
I hope you brought money to help pay for the pizza delivery tonight, Frog.
Eh,oh! Are you going to raise, stay or fold?
I'm all in!



Natural




12 comments:

  1. I need to buy a Gnome, they are such a hoot, who knew? I have a frog sipping a martini sculpture in my flower bed, with a small bird near by. I typically buy some yard art at our local art fair....I sure hope they have a Gnome this year...cause I think the frog would like some company.

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  2. Gnomes. I've got three. I swear they move themselves around in the flower bed but I've never caught them at it yet.

    Thanks for hosting A to Z this year!!

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  3. HA! as long as its not strip poker! I'd hate to see him lose his hat!

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  4. not a notorious cheat. Too funny again.

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  5. I have a garden gnome on the window ledge in the laundry. He is a fire survivor and lost all his paint but I intend to restore him some day. He has melted glass lumps on him. I never thought I would own a gnarden gnome. Funny how life brings odd companions together.


    http://ceciliaaclark.blogspot.com.au

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  6. I saw a gnome today at Walmart and I was certain it was Stormy visiting "Da UP" He better be bringing spring. =P

    ~Patricia Lynne~
    Story Dam
    Patricia Lynne, YA Author

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  7. I'm gonna say that to my dog, Charlie Brown, from now on. He is a treeing Walker coonhound, and he trees squirrels daily. He literally tries to climb the tree, and goes... well.... nuts!!!!

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  8. To say nothing of what they talk to turkeys about. You just don't even want to know...

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  9. Andrea – Thank you. Thank you very much!

    Alex – That’s the truth!

    Sandy – I’d like to see what you end up buying!

    L. Diane – You know him so well!

    Huntress – I do believe you! I really do! TY!

    DAVID – Me, too! BLEH!

    Joanne – I’d check his sleeves but they are sealed!

    Cecilia – Nice. I wouldn’t mind meeting him!

    Patricia – He’s pretty evil and doesn’t like to do what we want but Spring will come with or without him. It just may not last long. : )

    Kathy – Ha! Love it! Thanks for sharing!

    Tony – It’s true. Don’t tell me! Wait, I have to know! Tell me!

    Heather

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