Stormy the Weather Gnome
26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't
Although gnomes can go anywhere and are welcome they're not always so welcoming of other gnomes. Or change.
"Stormy, this is my new friend, Fredricks Burg. He followed me home. Can we keep him?"
"Sparks, I never agreed to keep you. Why would you think I'd want another gnome hanging around, all devoted and bowing down to me? This one's got a hammer!"
"Please, please? I'll take care of him!"
"Sure, Sparks. That's just what I need. An extra mouth to feed. Why don't you go show him where the little gnomes room is and keep him out of my beard."