Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents
26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't
Vacillate
Gnomes can never make timely, important decisions. They hem, they haw.
They dither. They waffle.
They've even been known to fluctuate.
I said, pardon me. Sheesh. It's a natural bodily function, you know.
Sorry. It does seem to be lingering a bit. You may want to take your bird out for a little fresh air.
Whew!
That's got staying power!
Vexed
Way to impress a lady, Stormy.
ReplyDeleteWell it explains the expression on a gnomes face from time to time . . .
ReplyDeleteAhem. *waves hand in front of face*
ReplyDeleteAs long as they acknowledge the act and don't try to blame someone else...like me!
Thanks for hosting 2014 A to Z!!
Laughing here, as usual. Stormy has class.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the word "vacillate." I don't like doing it, but I love to read it. I know...weird.
Still, they ALWAYS make the right decision. That's what counts.
ReplyDeleteHee! I think I married a gnome.
ReplyDeleteDeb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
Haha oh Stormy you're so silly! Hope you didn't scare your lady friend away!
ReplyDeleteI never gnew!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll let you keep Stormy!
ReplyDeleteWait, did he fluctuate or flatulate?!?!
ReplyDeleteTell Stormy to lay off the mexican buffet. Hope the bird recovered:)
ReplyDeleteWriterlySam
Echoes of Olympus
A to Z #TeamDamyanti
Oh, stormy...
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thanks for sharing the button in your sidebar! <3
Alex – Full of class!
ReplyDeleteRob – That’s the truth!
Huntress – He takes full credit!
Lynda – I agree. Some words are extra cool!
Tony – I guess. I hope!
debi – Married a gnome? I have no response to that! : )
AJ – He scared everyone away!
M – I gnow! Right?
cleemckenzie – Thanks! Now no one wants him!!!
Andrea – YES!!
Samantha – I hope we all recover.
Carrie – It’s about all we can say. – My pleasure to share such an exciting event!