Friday, April 25, 2014

#atozchallenge - Stormy's Letter V!

Stormy the Weather Gnome
Presents

26 Things That Gnomes Can Do
But You Can't



Vacillate

Gnomes can never make timely, important decisions. They hem, they haw.
They dither. They waffle.
They've even been known to fluctuate.





I said, pardon me. Sheesh. It's a natural bodily function, you know.
Sorry. It does seem to be lingering a bit. You may want to take your bird out for a little fresh air.
Whew!
That's got staying power!


Vexed





13 comments:

  1. Well it explains the expression on a gnomes face from time to time . . .

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  2. Ahem. *waves hand in front of face*
    As long as they acknowledge the act and don't try to blame someone else...like me!

    Thanks for hosting 2014 A to Z!!

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  3. Laughing here, as usual. Stormy has class.

    And I love the word "vacillate." I don't like doing it, but I love to read it. I know...weird.

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  4. Still, they ALWAYS make the right decision. That's what counts.

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  5. Hee! I think I married a gnome.
    Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com

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  6. Haha oh Stormy you're so silly! Hope you didn't scare your lady friend away!

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  7. I think I'll let you keep Stormy!

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  8. Wait, did he fluctuate or flatulate?!?!

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  9. Oh, stormy...

    P.S. Thanks for sharing the button in your sidebar! <3

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  10. Alex – Full of class!

    Rob – That’s the truth!

    Huntress – He takes full credit!

    Lynda – I agree. Some words are extra cool!

    Tony – I guess. I hope!

    debi – Married a gnome? I have no response to that! : )

    AJ – He scared everyone away!

    M – I gnow! Right?

    cleemckenzie – Thanks! Now no one wants him!!!

    Andrea – YES!!

    Samantha – I hope we all recover.

    Carrie – It’s about all we can say. – My pleasure to share such an exciting event!

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