Wednesday, March 27, 2013

I am not a theme!

How do I let her treat me this way? 

I am not just some theme for her Blogging from A to Z entries! 

I'm a professional Weather Gnome.

I've had days of training! 

I have degrees! Fahrenheit and Celsius!

I've had years of field work. In a big open field!

I am not to be treated like some everyday, no talent havin', bird poop acquiring, faded and poorly painted yard statuette.

My name is Stormy the Weather Gnome.

I am here rain or shine!

I am a beacon in the night!

I am rock-like molded resin-ish figurine ... in a sea of uncertainty!

I am garden art!

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of this blog owner.

 Today's genre - Horror!
The Cabin in the Woods.

Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do NOT read the Latin!

If you haven't seen this should. It's not what you think. It's better.


  1. I have degrees - hilarious!
    Stormy, if you don't want to do it, then I'm sure Sparks would be willing to take your place.

  2. Cabin In The Woods is one of the very few horror movies I've actually seen and would consider seeing again.

    And I love Stormy's A-Z posts!

  3. Definitely looking forward to visiting :)

  4. You'll be taking over the A-Z by STORMY!! :)

  5. Looking forward to seeing what kind of A-Z blog posts you and Stormy will come up with. Will your firefighter gnome be participating in the A-Z at all?

  6. Alex - Them sounds like fightin' words, sir!

    J.A. - Yeah. He's pretty famous.

    M.J. - I agree. And I know just why you watched it. :) Thank you!

    mshatch - Looking forward to those visits!

    DL - HA! I like it! I might steal it too!

    Susanne - Sparks just may be making an appearance here and there!


    Thanks everyone!

  7. Hey Stormy,

    Totally understand and to some degree, I'm not a theme either. Heck no and my wee folks in my magical garden just adore you.

    Oh and well done on being the centrefold of "Better Gnomes and Garden"!

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! :)

  8. Handsome Stormy, you are also very handsome!

  9. Stormy, but we loved your A to Z posts last year.

  10. Penny - Thanks for your comments! I will pass them on to Stormy. He's sulking.

    Andrea - He's gonna love that. :)

    L. Diane - He's a diva, not to worry.

    Thanks everyone!

  11. Good luck Stormy. I will be following your progress.

  12. funny! this reminds me of the travelocity gnome. :)

  13. I've been wanting to see that one!! Looks so spooky.
    And poor Stormy...looks like he's in a bit of a rut there. lol

  14. I'm intrigued. So a garden gnome will be writing your A to Z for you? Fascinating.
    Rosalind Adam is Writing in the Rain


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