4-18-2017 #AtoZChallenge - O is for Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!?!

Everything, Nothing & Stuff In-between -  

Random stuff from my brain

O is for Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!?!

 

 

Bad jokes! We all love them.

Here's a few of my all time favorites!

 

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Two cannibals are eating a clown … One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals.

 

The Chief says to the Frenchman, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" The Chief offers the Frenchman a last request. He asks for a large glass of wine and a cigar and then he is killed.

The Chief says to the Englishman, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" The Chief offers the Englishman a last request. He asks for a pint of ale and a cigarette and then he is killed.

The Chief says to the New Yorker, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" The Chief offers the New Yorker a last request. He asks for a fork.

The Chief says, "A fork?"

 

"Yes, a fork."

The New Yorker takes the fork and immediately starts stabbing himself over and over again while shouting, "Here's your f**king canoe!"

 

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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

 

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You know you groaned and then laughed!!!