Tuesday, April 18, 2017

4-18-2017 #AtoZChallenge - O is for Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!?!




Everything, Nothing & Stuff In-between -  

Random stuff from my brain


O is for Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!?!
 
 
Bad jokes! We all love them.
Here's a few of my all time favorites!
 
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Two cannibals are eating a clown … One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?


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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals.
 
The Chief says to the Frenchman, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" The Chief offers the Frenchman a last request. He asks for a large glass of wine and a cigar and then he is killed.

The Chief says to the Englishman, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" The Chief offers the Englishman a last request. He asks for a pint of ale and a cigarette and then he is killed.

The Chief says to the New Yorker, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" The Chief offers the New Yorker a last request. He asks for a fork.

The Chief says, "A fork?"
 
"Yes, a fork."

The New Yorker takes the fork and immediately starts stabbing himself over and over again while shouting, "Here's your f**king canoe!"
 
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
 
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You know you groaned and then laughed!!! 

6 comments:

  1. Hi Heather - good ones matching the letter of the day ... cheers Hilary

    http://positiveletters.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/o-is-for-orkney-islands-adapted-breeds.html

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  2. LOL!

    You said banana. Insert Minion giggle here.

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  3. LOL! Love bad jokes... the clown one haha.

    joy @ The Joyous Living

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  4. Very good - particularly the New Yorker and the canoe :)
    http://pempispalace.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/p-is-for-popular-people.html

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