Yeah! You heard me! I said butts!
My five year old would be laughing his little butts off right now if I said that to him. That and fart. Funniest words ever according to him.
Anyhoo...I'm at my wonderful, gorgeous library the other day and I'm pretty BUMmed when I realize that I don't spend nearly enough time with my butt up in the air!
What does that mean?
It means that there are soooooo many books on the BOTTOM shelves that we may be ignoring because we don't want to put our butts in the air to bend over to read them.
I know its embarrASSing. Hell, if anyone could understand about not wanting their DUFF on display, it would be me! I have junk in the TRUNK to spare!
Get it? Spare? In the trunk?
Anyway...I just want everyone to know that its okay. I know there are great books on the down low. And I know that you have to bend over to find them!
So, go ahead! Don't turn the other CHEEK!
Stick that DERRIERE high in the air and check out those great titles!
You just never know who you might discover!
Come back on Monday for the letter C!