Why do we reward Good and punish Evil?
What if I was really good at being Evil?
What if Evil was the way to go all along?
Evil is universal.
Evil doesn't discriminate.
Evil is color blind.
Evil goes with everything.
Evil is equal opportunity.
Evil is fun.
Evil is always in fashion.
Evil believes in science and religion.
Evil has no artificial flavors or colors.
Evil has it's own laugh.
Evil is on the Dark Side and they have cookies!
How does one become Evil?
If you are the studious type there's a step-by-step guide.
Otherwise, just do the opposite of everything you do now.
Hey kids, try this at home. I'm what you call an 'Evil Expert'.
*Evil Disclaimer: For My Entertainment Purposes Only.*
That's a pretty risky post - you could say the same things about 'good'!ReplyDelete
Duncan In Kuantan
You had me at cookies.ReplyDelete
Duncan - What fun would that be?ReplyDelete
Liz - COOKIES!!!
determined, dreamer, decaffeinated-not, defender, daughter-always.ReplyDelete
eclectic, edgy, effective, enigmatic, entertaining.ReplyDelete
Very entertaining (another e word by accident).ReplyDelete
Are the evil cookies poison? Oh my, so many questions and so many ideas.
Thanks so much.
Hilarious. And I am feeling particularly evil today so I like this A LOT. If you write contemporary romance, check out Entangled Publishing, they are looking for contemp stuff right now.ReplyDelete
"E" is the Word...
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The Dark Side had at 'cookies'...ReplyDelete
That step by step guide is awesome.
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Thanks for the entertaining post about what we battle with every day - the evil evil ;)ReplyDelete
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That is a perfect disclaimer. I'm tempted to steal it.. cuz I'm evil like that. LOLReplyDelete
Hi nice to meet you through the A-Z challenge. Nice post! :)ReplyDelete
Suz - Thank you! Picked a name yet?ReplyDelete
Giggles - No poison! Just chocolate chips!
Christa - Glad I could help out! Thanks for the tip and the visit!
iZombie - Thank you! Nice to see you!
M.J. - It was pretty funny and very informative.
Ju - Thanks so much! Evil has its place I guess.
Thanks for coming!
Bz - Thank you! I appreciate you stopping in!ReplyDelete
'Evil is on the dark side and they have cookies' love this, used to have an avatar that said come to the dark side, we have cookies!ReplyDelete
michelle who spells her name the correct way ;-)
India - Feel free to use and abuse!ReplyDelete
Michelle - Cookies! Woo Hoo! Thanks for coming!
Oooh what a creep-tacular post! Sometimes in order to understand how to be good, we must also understand how to be evil. awesome post.ReplyDelete
I'm only in it for the cookies;)ReplyDelete
Nutschell - Good point and thanks so much. Glad you came.ReplyDelete
Doreen - Amen to that.
E is also for Emily who is also Evil! ;-)ReplyDelete
Remind my lovely Emily that true Evil takes years to master.ReplyDelete